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Post by Buck on Aug 26, 2014 12:17:47 GMT -5
Granted, but you go blind the day you leave.
I wish I could get a nice tan.
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Post by jas on Aug 26, 2014 16:59:23 GMT -5
granted,but the next day you stay outside to long and you get sun bleached like spongebob
I wish that spongebob was real
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Post by inflynnity on Aug 26, 2014 21:27:11 GMT -5
Granted, but he is an aquatic creature, so he drys up before you get a chance to see him
I wish my food would be cooked quicker. I am still waiting for my In-n-Out.
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Post by jas on Aug 27, 2014 2:19:20 GMT -5
granted,but it cooks so quickly that its still raw and you end up getting salmonella and all those other food diseases
i wish i had a night fury like toothless
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Post by inflynnity on Aug 28, 2014 11:38:49 GMT -5
granted, but you don't know how to ride a dragon and he tragically dies from a concussion that he suffered after you steered him into a canyon wall.
I wish I could have a snowman friend like Olaf.
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Post by Buck on Aug 28, 2014 16:15:30 GMT -5
Granted, but then global warming causes the temperature where you live to be too warm, so your Olaf friend melts.
I wish I could sing.
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Post by hanna on Aug 28, 2014 16:25:49 GMT -5
Granted, but you can only sing 3 notes so it limits your song choice severely.
I wish my furby was alive.
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Post by jas on Aug 28, 2014 17:01:24 GMT -5
granted,but your furby escapes your house and you never see it again
I wish I was telekinetic
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Post by Minipup on Aug 29, 2014 18:54:03 GMT -5
Granted, however, your powers backfire on you and your memory is wiped of everything, even your own known existence.
I wish I had a 24 hour back massager. lol!
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Post by jas on Aug 29, 2014 19:51:05 GMT -5
granted,but the massager is a dirty homeless naked guy who smells like old cheese
i wish that Naruto was real
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Post by hanna on Aug 29, 2014 20:24:51 GMT -5
granted, but he dies the next day in a tragic kitsune attack.
I wish that salmonella wasn't a real threat
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Post by inflynnity on Aug 29, 2014 20:37:19 GMT -5
Granted, but other illnesses become an even bigger threat than they originally were.
I wish I could do a backflip.
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Post by Buck on Aug 29, 2014 20:47:40 GMT -5
Granted, but you're only able to do the one. You spend the rest of your life sad that you can't do any more.
I wish I had a pool.
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Post by jas on Aug 30, 2014 0:40:03 GMT -5
granted,but the next day there's a drought and the pool is empty and you can't fill it because you barely have enough water for yourself
I wish I had one of those fancy new curved TV's
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Post by Newlndnfire on Aug 31, 2014 7:59:49 GMT -5
Granted but after using it one time someone throws a remote at it in a fit of anger and the screen brakes.
I wish I could actually sing.
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