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Post by Elbeess on Oct 24, 2014 8:30:05 GMT -5
Your room is now clean. Spotlessly clean. And you'll never have to clean it again. Did I mention it's also empty? In the process of cleaning your room everything, bed, clothes, doors, windows vanished. The best part is no one can get in to make more mess.
I wish uni was free in australia.
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Post by azalea2412 on Oct 24, 2014 9:45:00 GMT -5
Granted but then there would no money to pay professors....
I wish, I had more energy....
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Post by Stormbringer on Oct 24, 2014 21:46:39 GMT -5
Granted, but you have so much energy, you can't ever sit still - you always have to be moving, and find it very hard to sleep.
I wish I could paint my dorm walls.
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Post by Rose@Paperclip! on Oct 25, 2014 10:57:48 GMT -5
granted, but no matter what color you paint it, the paint fades back to white in a few days.
I wish I didn't have so much to do today.
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Post by Buck on Nov 3, 2014 11:50:29 GMT -5
Granted, but now it's a week later, so it's too late to be useful . I wish I could get a puppy.
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Post by RebeccaMonkey on Nov 11, 2014 1:00:53 GMT -5
Granted, but the puppy turns out to be a grotesque werewolf-so there goes the cute and innocent factor:/ Also the fact that it is now part human but hunts anything and everything like a wolf.
I wish I would never stress again.
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Post by Stormbringer on Nov 13, 2014 23:55:56 GMT -5
Granted, but your lack of stress leads to a lack of motivation, and before you know it, you stay in bed the rest of your life. (Which maybe doesn't sound awful.)
I wish this semester was over already.
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Post by Mika on Nov 14, 2014 2:02:32 GMT -5
This semester is over, but every semester after this one hits at once- for the rest of your life. No breaks, no vacation, no sick days, ALL and EVERY SEMESTER OF SCHOOL. MANDATORY OR NOT.
I wish somebody was around so I wasn't lonely.
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Post by jas on Nov 20, 2014 2:28:33 GMT -5
granted,but that someone is a really aggressive dog that keeps trying to mark your leg (you never said it had to be a person)
I wish I actually had money ( ): only got 20 bucks)
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Post by Rose@Paperclip! on Nov 25, 2014 20:11:09 GMT -5
Granted, but a Robin Hood impersonator steals it all from you and gives it to the homeless.
I wish I hadn't eaten enough candy to feed a family of 9 today.
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Post by RebeccaMonkey on Nov 26, 2014 19:55:36 GMT -5
Granted. But now instead of eating a bunch of candy, you have eaten enough potato chips and fatty bacon to feed a small country.
I wish for a Thanksgiving chicken instead of turkey.
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Post by Mika on Nov 26, 2014 20:06:13 GMT -5
Granted, but the chicken catches on fire and the majority is burnt. Your greedy family member eats the salvaged remains.
I wish I had more time to prepare for Thanksgiving.
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Post by RebeccaMonkey on Nov 27, 2014 13:22:37 GMT -5
Granted, but you get so much time it never comes, so you've been preparing all this time for nothing.
I wish Christmas gift shopping was easier and quicker.
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Post by Mellie♥ on Dec 2, 2014 4:27:48 GMT -5
Granted! In fact, it's so easy it's all done for you. However, there is no guarantee the gifts will be of good quality.
I wish I could go visit my aunty right now.
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Post by Stormbringer on Dec 3, 2014 15:38:28 GMT -5
Granted, but the visit lasts thirty seconds, and then you have to walk back to wherever you started. In the dark.
I wish I didn't have so many papers due this week...
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